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People & Places featured in Colitiscope
Ice fishing for frostbite, as told in Colitiscope's hilarious closing chapter Ice Hole, pages 165-174. What do you get when you cross a digestive ailment, sub-zero temperatures, and the remote isolation of ice fishing? A very funny story where nobody was laughing at the time!
The beloved family outhouse that cost an appendix (and more). Featured in Colitiscope, pages 31-38, it has its own chapter. Note the railroad-tie foundation visible under the structure on the right side.
My [tragically] extinct shave gel featured on page 11 in a very funny chapter called "I Left My Underpants in Ancient France." If you have some or know where to get it, get in touch with me! I'll make it worth your while. But if you find my long-lost undies... best just leave them. To find out why, read Colitiscope! [This story is provided as a sample chapter on the Book Details page, click on Chapter Two.]
Stay tuned... more to come.



